1. fostershomeforfakebitches:

    This scene changed my life forever

    (Source: stripedsweater, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  2. v0tum:

    You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

    (via dumpedwheretheweeddecays)

     
  3. nentindo:

    "overly angry 1950’s pianist"

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     
     
  4. dentistlegs:

    After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

    (via poopfordayz)

     

    1. Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
    2. Cashier: Are you 18?
    3. Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
     

  5. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman, via divergingpenis)

     

  6. "Do not fuck this one up"
    — relationship thoughts (via wanna-be-lesbian)

    (via stalkedprincess)

     
  7. (Source: vinebox, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     
     

    1. girl: babe come over
    2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
    3. girl: my parents aren't home
    4. boy: I know
     
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  9. suffer-the-cycle:

    Such a prince

    (via megancorio)

     
  10. (Source: heart, via suchgreathaights)

     
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  12. darkfuse:

    i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

    (via manda)

     
  13. alleoop:

    #SHOTSFIRED

    (Source: doomy, via divergingpenis)